2009.01.05

Where Did My Fingerprints Go?

Looking at my hands today I noticed my fingerprints have disappeared. How the hell did that happen? Chemo is good for so many things, I’m surprised no one has brought this to the attention of the general public. Where’s Billy Mays when you need him? Weight loss? Espionage/Life of Crime, leave no fingerprints. Need to look like the grim reaper for Halloween? Just take eight sessions of chemo! Call in the next ten minutes and we’ll double the offer!

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2 Comments »

  1. I’ve heard of this before and I think it’s a FAB-U-LOUS idea!

    Comment by Shannon — 2009.01.08 @ 7:36 pm

  2. criminals should be all over this chemo-guise any minute now

    Comment by Shannon — 2009.01.10 @ 9:39 am

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